Spamalicious, dude.

I'm breaking with tradition here and posting once again on this, my much ignored blog.

(computer games don't play themselves)

Today's topic is my spam from the last post.

This guy left a comment saying that my blog was inquisitive. That makes sense, IF YOU THINK MY BLOG ASKED SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS. I'm yelling for emphasis, because that indicates that my blog is now hungry. Don't actually buy stocks based on that guy's "advice" or his "friends". While park rangers are known for their acute instincts and bear rangling abilities, they aren't respected on Wall Street, unless there is a bear market. HA!

On the bright side, Juicy Fruiter updates a bit more frequently, so maybe you can all become fans of his, and send him money market advice. Have fun reading his stories about being a park ranger! Try to refrain from making fruit related gay jokes!

I think that this bonehead may be the same guy, since his comment is nearly identical, sans the park ranger schpiel. He's big on nanotechnology, but boring as hell.

"I read over your blog, and i found it inquisitive," he says. Liar. I guess there is a big advertising firm that just hands out a handy list of comments to their rats so they can attract people to their fake blogs to read crappy advertisements, and they just pulled whatever the biggest word was they knew out of their asses and pasted it into the blank.

"Get any Desired College Degree, In less then 2 weeks.

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Go on, do it. You know you want to. Get a college degree in less than two weeks! Whee! Wait, how much drinking can I expect to get done in that amount of time? I can't finish a whole bag of College Herbs in two weeks! I needed to get four years of hard drugs and wild parties before I got a serious job trolling the internet pretending to be a park ranger that likes stupid blogs and "knows a guy that knows a guy that recommends nanotechnology stocks."

This was all in fun, if any of those jerks are really people that really did think my blog was "inquisitive" or possibly "alluring" or maybe even "solipistic", or if they were hacked and setup by "the man" then I apologize, please send more spam, so I can make fun you, you jerks.