First: yes, several advertising planets have exploded without warning into vast galactic confetti drifting aimlessly into space, and it was one of the greatest adverts a soft drink corporation could have asked for.
Second: no, I didn't post naked pictures of the star of the hit POI network dramedy "Zeali, the Vegelian Sea Creature Who is also a Police Detective!" packaged with a credit card stealing computer virus. All of the naked pictures of Vegelian Sea Creatures posted here are virus free, completely unlike the actual star of the hit dramedy "Zeali, the Vegelian Sea Creature Who is also a Police Detective!" who has a great number of sea viruses living in a puddle of sea water pooled up in its ear scale.
Third: I have no idea who took a Flightbeam Instant Aero Transporter on a joy ride on Monday. Whoever did was a fantastic pilot though, and should get a lucrative advertising deal with a soft drink corporation where he pilots one through several loop the loops and into space holding a bottle of soft drink in his hand.
Fifth: For tax purposes, the fourth point is donated to charity.
Sixth: A gang of super hackers are actually running around the Sub etha net starting silly rumors about obscure mathematical functions and congressmen best ignored. These rumors serve no purpose other than to rile up politicians, and--who are we kidding? Fire away hackers!
Seventh: This is the actual end of this post, don't be fooled by the following advertisements.
"Please, please, please, purchase copious amounts of JaqueSuet Soda before we destroy more planets you ungrateful buggers!"
"Lonely? Looking for love? Try Sub Etha Net Harmony.Commercialsite.sub.lotsamoolah for carbon based lifeforms that are not likely to attempt to gnaw your arms off. I did, and now I have a symbiotic parastite living in my skull!"
"Parajoy soda is planet destroyingly good!"
1 comment:
I want a Parajoy soft drink. I wish Pepsi was half as cool.
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