Neato

The 600 Years from the macula on Vimeo.

Again with the updates

Scored a bottle of Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout, and am looking forward to enjoying it tonight whilst watching Chuck.

This is of course, the sort of inane 'news' which constitutes a great deal of our modern internet, and which I typically despise and parody. But in this case, it's delightfully snobby* and at the same time, lowbrow, so I think the contrast is fitting for this site, which is at times, horrendously pretentious, and at others**, just stupid and also absurd.

At this point, I will comment on the weather, since it's changing. "Hey, the weather is changing."

And now to leave you all with this little story:

"Greek participles are annoying, especially when you paid no attention to English ones." This was spoken by no other than Cerebron, who you may recall is currently pedaling his way through Chaos in an ornithopter after he fell through the diabolical portal through which the evil Dr. Professor intended to travel in order to beg a favor of the devil.

But you probably already knew that. About participles I mean. Because you paid attention in school and know all about those, don't you, smarty pants.

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* If you bought that, you'll buy anything

** Read: All the time