Saturday, June 30, 2012

It's the taste that pleases

Lovely cheeses, loping across the prairie, chortle at the the wind.
Merrily they leap through the valley, and over each grassy hill.

Oft I wonder as I ponder, gazing in the sky,
Where are you headed, little cheeses, and why?


Friday, June 22, 2012

Morality Tale #1

Do I ever post frequently!

No.

So this one time, several large, finely hatted sharks were strolling through a wood, and they came upon a tiny hut, covered in moss.

Of course, sharks aren't naturally afraid of very much, so they knocked on the red, rotting, door.  It was shortly opened by a little old woman, who reminded the sharks of nothing so much as a witch.

Well, they gobbled her right up.

The moral of the story is not to open to door for sharks, even if you are a witch and the sharks are wearing lovely hats.